Saturday, February 2, 2008

Get behind me Satan!

There was a lady and she went shopping alot, she had a shopping problem. Every time she went shopping she had to buy a new dress. She and her husband were having alot of financial problems and they were in debt. 

So the husband said to her, "Dear, today when you go shopping, please, please dear, don't buy a new dress! Let's get out of debt first, then you can buy 10 dresses every day."

So, she said, "Okay, I'll try."

Two hours later she comes back, with a shopping bag..and lo and behold she had a new dress.
And she said to her husband, " I just couldn't help it! I saw this dress and I thought well maybe I'll just try it on. I tried it on, and I looked SO GOOD, I just couldn't help it, I had to buy it!"

He said, "Well why didn't you tell the devil, Get behind me Satan!"

She said, "I DID! and he said to me, it looks even better from behind."


Bino M. said...

LOL! That was funny!

Dan Bowen said...

I LOVED this story!! I heard Rob Rufus tell it in a sermon while I was driving and almost crashed the car I was laughing so much!!